Monday-Quite neat
Tuesday-Getting messier on account of work tiredness
Wednesday-Who cares, it's a hump day!
Thursday-Getting neater, probably from impulse excitement for the FRIDAY coming
Friday-From neat to catastrophe usually due to friends (boys no doubt) coming over
Saturday-Unknown messiness caused by night before's event (recklessness throwing of clothes everywhere)
Sunday-CLEAN. Probably from being bored in the afternoon.
**IN SOME CASES: Room will be cleaned on Saturday night, at one in the morning
You may ask, "Well, it is a Saturday, what exact state is your room currently in? And does that state coordinate with the above list?"
To which I will reply with "Well my friend, I had a sudden impulse to clean, my room was previously messy today, but out of boredom, I cleaned it. This pertains to the exception listed beside the asterisk if you haven't noticed. The only difference is that it is 11:26pm not one in the morning."
"Oh, that's cool. Maybe you should make plans on a saturday night instead of cleaning your room and explaining it tediously to everyone."
To which, I will reply with "I would have, but I...had to clean"
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